My name's Elijah Newman and I am one unique individual. I love to have fun, tell jokes, listen to music and play sports. I am an open book and will always tell anyone how I feel. I live in South St. Paul, MN and I'm 14 years old. Birthday's Dec. 13, and I highly dislike snow. It's gross.


You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.

You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.

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I’m not even gonna get mad anymore. I’m just going to learn to expect the lowest out of the people I thought the highest of…

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what is a super bowl and how does it differ from any other bowl…

I believe it is a bowl of quite large proportion.  Not to be confused with “Gigantic bowl” or “Colossal bowl”.  Good for snacks, nibbles and in some cases storing sewing utensils.

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pantsareunwelcome:

what is a super bowl and how does it differ from any other bowl…

I believe it is a bowl of quite large proportion.  Not to be confused with “Gigantic bowl” or “Colossal bowl”.  Good for snacks, nibbles and in some cases storing sewing utensils.

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I found a new friend!! From Tennessee! I live in Minnesota, so the probability that we’ll meet is slim, but social networking is a pretty spiffy way to communicate!