My name's Elijah Newman and I am one unique individual. I love to have fun, tell jokes, listen to music and play sports. I am an open book and will always tell anyone how I feel. I live in South St. Paul, MN and I'm 14 years old. Birthday's Dec. 13, and I highly dislike snow. It's gross.

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I’m not even gonna get mad anymore. I’m just going to learn to expect the lowest out of the people I thought the highest of…

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I believe it is a bowl of quite large proportion.  Not to be confused with “Gigantic bowl” or “Colossal bowl”.  Good for snacks, nibbles and in some cases storing sewing utensils.

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what is a super bowl and how does it differ from any other bowl…

I believe it is a bowl of quite large proportion.  Not to be confused with “Gigantic bowl” or “Colossal bowl”.  Good for snacks, nibbles and in some cases storing sewing utensils.

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I found a new friend!! From Tennessee! I live in Minnesota, so the probability that we’ll meet is slim, but social networking is a pretty spiffy way to communicate!

"I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not."

- Kurt Cobain